4.9.08

Why I'll never drink again...

...for now at least. Brad Gattis is 1 month from officially being off the market. I just heard hearts break all throughout Central Kansas. Both men and women. To celebrate/mourn this inevitability, Bradley's best men decided it was best to celebrate with a bachelor party. Without giving our true identities away, in case TMZ is reading this, I'll protect our rights with Googled photos. You're welcome, wedding party! Without further teasing, I give you the Groom, his best men and the groomsmen...

I wish panoramic view was available

Our weekend started out very regular. We told ourselves that Friday night we were going to take it easy and get some sleep because Saturday was the big day. Well around 3:30 a.m, I realized that that was a good idea at the time but BAR was calling our name. We were partying with celebrities that night anyways...

Mick loves him some Mick...

Saturday finally comes around. Let the drinking begin...wait...resume. After several hundred games of water Vball, the real event began. The Gattis/Hein Best Man Triathlon Competition Contest. The name needs work. Long story short...I WIN. "What's the name of that game?" someone asks. I say, "I WIN." Three events. I WIN. Punt/Pass/Kick. Diving contest. Water Horse. It went to the third event and I clinched it with a left handed layup off the backboard while standing on the right side. The wingspan worked out for me! After about 15 hours of drinking, our lovely bachelor had had enough! Ever seen a 6'4" 210 lb. guy in the fetal position?

...now you have!

Since the "bache" party was on Saturday of Labor Day weekend, that meant we had 2 days to recooperate. However we didn't...Red Balloon loved the wedding party!!

Believe it or not...we got a standing ovation!!!