14.8.09

Sloshball...America's, err, I mean...Caldwell's Pastime

Friends. Beer. Hilarious outfits. Slip-n-slide. Sloshball 2 is about here and I am anticipating being drunker than a rent-a-clown at a child's birthday party. It has all the dignity of a pornography awards show but with way more cock.

The first sloshball event went off without a hitch. My team lost...of course. I blame it on my buddy John, who kept yelling at me to quit screwing around. Thats right, he's telling me, someone who is wearing shorts big enough to fit my 6-year old nephew to quit screwing around.

Yeah, thats hott. I'm leggy. The night ended in success. This time around...we are going with a "Mad Men" theme...only gayer. We're talking 3-piece suits cut in such a homosexual manner that Andy Dick would blush.

Its about to be on!! Enjoy the video below of our inaugural sloshball event in early June. I came home with a sunburn, hangover, and some of the best rejection stories ever. I can't wait for round 2...my parents should be around to see this travesty take place. Its cool though, I didn't want an inheritance in the first place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J5R3ByKKEg

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Nice! Just now reading this.. didn't know anybody had officially logged the existence of this in the record books? "Sloshball: Kwacho" is right around the corner!!